ζ DIOR ζ Spring 2017

Super marketable sporty-ballet-hip hop-fairy-lingerie-prom collection

The branded elastic is a very smart move, taking Dior consciously into a "young urban" direction

(slightly a Wang knock-off, but each of our lives is a patchwork of knock-offs, get used to it)

Haha that looks like it wants to say "Wank-off"

Boxer sneaker boots 

Love the vintage-thermal hi-waisted underpants. 

It's kinda 'Nu-kinderwhore' or something.

Quilted Leather Top - reminds me of a Fencer's chest protector

Fencing outfit

Fencing-like pants

Fencing pants

Kevlar Vest-like Bodice Tops

It's reminiscent of the beloved Vionnet - spring 2015 collection:

B-Suits

 

As usual I'm veering towards the futuristic-sporty-slightly 80s feeling swimwear this year. So tired of flimsy string bikini things! A heavier, more structured piece I think is the way to go. Here are some 

Scuba-esque 

 

Billabong Sneaky vest

 

Urban Outfitters One-shoulder Bikini

Bustier Bikini! WHY aren't these everywhere??

 

A fondness for anything approaching flesh-tone

 the 80s two-tone + plastic zip

 

 Dear Marlene Bikini from Anthropologie

 

I don't care, I still think white suits are elegant---Just put tape over your nipples

 

 

 

Carioca Submarine one-piece

 

 Shakuhachi one-piece & below bustier bikini

 

Anything not labelled is by Lisa Marie Fernandez swimwear